In the aftermath of our Econs-cum-Math double whammy/wedgy, Mr Quek 经验 has decided to roll out a S$10 billion stimulus package which is aimed at bringing the DIGIVICE BACK INTO FASHION.

The 09S6C paparazzo has confirmed that Mr Quek has in fact 2 Digivices stashed away in his run-down, dilapidated despicable hut.

Rest assured that peer pressure will more or less guarantee certain results. The S$10 budget is frankly, to cover any medical expenses in the likely event of Mr Quek stimulating hybridization and excitement of his PETER when he actually finds and sees the DIGIVICE(s).

Abstinating from such an activity is largely improbable due to the highly orgasmic-inducing nature of the once-fashionable sex toy which was then commnly brandished by pre-school, primary school and secondary school kids.

Here's something tantalizing. But take note this can never hold a candle to Mr Quek's hardy TOYS.